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May 8, 2005 16:48:07 GMT
Post by Daniel Sarath on May 8, 2005 16:48:07 GMT
Let's lighten this place up a little with a few jokes.  Try not to make them TOO offensive though, we don't want to upset anyone. "I just got a new car radio today. When you say soul, it plays soul music. When you say rock, it plays rock music. Then some little kid ran out in front of my car and I screamed at the top of my voice 'F***ING KIDS!' and my radio started playing Micheal Jackson." ;D ;D ;D |
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May 9, 2005 15:52:52 GMT
Post by HeatherOfTome on May 9, 2005 15:52:52 GMT
A nun once dreamt of penguins. And then she looked in a mirror.
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May 9, 2005 18:47:58 GMT
Post by Daniel Sarath on May 9, 2005 18:47:58 GMT
I don't get it  |
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May 10, 2005 16:44:50 GMT
Post by HeatherOfTome on May 10, 2005 16:44:50 GMT
Because nuns look like penguins.
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May 10, 2005 17:07:51 GMT
Post by Stacy on May 10, 2005 17:07:51 GMT
lmao love it Heather Blonde joke here A blonde n a brunnet jump out a plane at the same time, who lands first? The brunnet cause the blonde asked for directions  |
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May 10, 2005 17:10:12 GMT
Post by Ant on May 10, 2005 17:10:12 GMT
He He He
I love blonde jokes
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May 10, 2005 17:21:23 GMT
Post by Daniel Sarath on May 10, 2005 17:21:23 GMT
So much for the days when Michael Jackson grabbed his own crotch. |
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May 10, 2005 17:23:42 GMT
Post by Ant on May 10, 2005 17:23:42 GMT
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
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Jun 5, 2005 19:44:09 GMT
Post by Robert101 on Jun 5, 2005 19:44:09 GMT
lmfao thats funny ant ;D
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Jun 6, 2005 15:50:07 GMT
Post by Willow on Jun 6, 2005 15:50:07 GMT
lol thats so funny that joke wat about this one tho
there are 2 nuns driving in a car then a vampire just on the hood the nun drivin says "quick ill use the wind screen wipers" then the vampire falls of then he jumps on the hood again the nun says "quick throw some garlic at him" so they did and again the vampire fell of then he jumps on again then the nun goes show him your cross then the nun winds the window down and says "will you get of the beppin hood your really beepin us off now"
if you want to now the acctul joke with thw swear words in pm me if its ok with newnoise and ant of course
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